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1.55sHey, fun party last night, Joe.
1.77sYou guys, I got something to tell you.
2.44sThe weirdest thing happened to me at that party.
2.24sI got kissed by this chick cop.
2.55sNo way! What's she look like? Is she hot?
1.32sWell, I don't know.
2.13sIs Elizabeth Perkins hot?
3.47s(STUTTERS) I... I don't know.
1.53sWay to go, Joe! Did you bang her?
2.04sWhat? Of course not, Quagmire!
2.87sI mean, I'm a married man. I could never cheat on Bonnie.
2.37sWell, under normal circumstances, you'd be right to say that,
2.23sbut in this case, cheating would be the only fair thing.
1.87sWhat? What are you talking about?
2.57sCome on! Didn't Bonnie have that affair in Paris?
2.17sOh, yeah. I don't want to talk about that.
2.03sJoe, how can I put this delicately?
3.37sHe used his stinky French wiener to defile her.
3.22sWow, that's a real hit above the belt.
2.8sBut I'm still not sure that's a reason to betray Bonnie.
2.42sCome on, Joe. Sleeping with this girl will even things up.
2.37sYou can't have that kind of imbalance in your relationship.
3sIn fact, you owe it to Bonnie to have sex with this woman.