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3.19sWell, calm down. If we hurry, they can reattach your thumb.
2.57sReattach a thumb? This isn't Gattaca!
2.09sWe've just gotta get your thumb to the--
2.15sWhere did it go?
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2.03sOkay, boy. Drop the thumb.
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2.95sNobody's gonna tackle you.
2.48sD'oh! Come back with my thumb!
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1.93s9-1-1. This better be good.
1.87sI cut off my husband's thumb.
1.97sAttempted murder?
3sYou'll burn for this-- burn in jail!
0.58sIt was an accident!
3.47sYeah, yeah. Save it for Dateline Tuesday.
2.8sUh, what's your address so I can come arrest you?
2.55sArrest me? Um, my address,