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1.93s9-1-1. This better be good.
1.87sI cut off my husband's thumb.
1.97sAttempted murder?
3sYou'll burn for this-- burn in jail!
0.58sIt was an accident!
3.47sYeah, yeah. Save it for Dateline Tuesday.
2.8sUh, what's your address so I can come arrest you?
2.55sArrest me? Um, my address,
4.59sit's, um, 123 Fake Street.
2.34s123 Fake Street. Got it.
0.67sCome on! Come on, boy.
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2.87sOh, please give it back!
2.45sYou want people food? I can get you people food.
2.19sOh!
2.07sI have nothing he wants!
3.34sAnd Harry Potter and all his wizard friends...
4.3s- went straight to hell for practicing witchcraft.
- Yea!