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1.62sWe've gotta get to the hospital, Homer!
2.79sOkay. If the doctor asks why you cut it off,
2.25syou caught me in bed with four beautiful women.
1.8sLet's just say that Bart did it.
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2.55sOh, doodlebugs.
4.15sMy Ferrari! I had to do awful things to pay for her.
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1.37sHomer, help!
2.87sMarge! Over here!
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4sI'm sorry, Homer. Your H.M.O. doesn't cover this type of injury.
2.04sBut I have finger insurance!
0.65sA thumb is not a finger.
2.94sIsn't there anything you can do?
3.09sWell, I could cut off the other thumb for a sense of symmetry.
1.43sSymmetry, eh?
3.74sHibbert's really losing it. We're going to Dr. Nick's.
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