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4sI'm sorry, Homer. Your H.M.O. doesn't cover this type of injury.
2.04sBut I have finger insurance!
0.65sA thumb is not a finger.
2.94sIsn't there anything you can do?
3.09sWell, I could cut off the other thumb for a sense of symmetry.
1.43sSymmetry, eh?
3.74sHibbert's really losing it. We're going to Dr. Nick's.
2.89sWe need more ice. My thumb is fading fast!
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2.68sQuick! Moe, Marge cut off my thumb!
3.09sNo problem. Just stick the old eye gouger in the pickle brine.
0.5sThat'll keep your thumb fresh and delicious.
3.72sThanks, Moe.
2.55sHey, ain't you gonna have a beer?
3.95sWell, I really shouldn't, what with my massive blood loss and all.
2.9sAlthough I do like the occasional beer.
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2.83sDid you ever see that Blue Man Group?
2.24sTotal rip-off of the Smurfs.
2.7sAnd the Smurfs-- They suck!
3.04sUh-oh. I smell gangrene.