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2.47sI'll just get a little bit of paint and cover up the dents.
2.3sUnattractive women do it all the time.
1.4sYou look pretty today, Carol.
3.2sThanks. It's probably just the dress and the makeup.
3sNow that I look closer, yeah, I think that's what it is, too.
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1.68sHey, you made it!
2.1sAnd you brought a friend. Great.
2.87sI'm his wife, Lois. We actually met the other day.
2.12sOh, sorry, I meet so many people.
1.57sBut there's really no way you could know that.
0.6sYeah, she's a housewife, she don't know.
1.89sWhatever.
1.98sYou got booze in here?
1.82sIs it me, or did she just make that weird?
2sPlease. It was definitely not you.
1.6sHey, is this shirt too tight?
1.17sI'm feeling really self-conscious.
1.82sNo, not at all. So it looks good like this?
1.27sYeah, it looks good.
0.7sThanks.
1.38sNow I don't know what to say.
3.05sHey, I got, like, an insider Hollywood question for you.
2.42sIs "L.A." short for something?
1.72sHa! You're a riot.
1.77sHey, hey, so what's all this about,
2.2severyone in Quahog likes to tickle fight?
1.08sWhat is that?
1.27sWhat? I never heard that.
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