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3.15sAt least I'm not getting stabbed by some random guy on the street.
3.8s(THUNDER RUMBLES) See? It's the exact opposite.
1.77sOw! It happened anyway!
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1.42sHey, Stewie, you up?
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1.6sBrian, I've decided to run away.
1.37sDon't come looking for me.
7.04sAnd definitely don't chase me to the airport and catch me at the gate just before I'm about to get on the plane with, like, an emotional speech and possibly flowers.
3.64sFor example, it would be awful if all the TSA people were gathered around,
1.6swatching this emotional moment,
4.57seven the older black female carry-on scanner who initially stopped you at the baggage check,
2.34sbut who after you told her of your intentions,
1.4ssaid, "Go get him, child,"
4.17sin flagrant disregard of all newly-implemented post-9/11 security measures.
2.97sAnd if you were considering bringing a boom box to play music,
2.47sI would suggest any one of these six songs.
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