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3.27sShe will be attending Yale.
1.87s(WHISPERING) Listen, I'm not going to Yale 'cause of my brother.
3.14sI mean, Hot Dog on a Stick Management Camp.
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1.4sThat's odd.
3.35sYou get into Yale, and Lisa can't go anymore?
1.88sHey, what can I say? I love learning.
1.17sBartholomew Simpson.
1.27sWhat?
1.95sCome and get your diploma.
1.75sWhy don't you mail it to your butt?
3.24sBart, now that you've graduated, I can finally say this.
2.44sYou really press my cider.
0.97s(ALL GASP)
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1.38s(MUSIC PLAYING)
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1.42sYo, Bart,
1.82sgood to see you're back with Jenda.
2.64sHey, Nelson. What's up with your girlfriends?
2.08sOh, they each had twins.
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1.42sListen, girls,
3.07sI'm going out for a pack of cigarettes.
3.17sIsn't that what your father said the day he left you?