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1.37sSherri, or Terri?
2.47sUh, it didn't seem fair to choose.
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1.12sBABY 1: Ha-ha!
1.05sBABY 2: Ha-ha!
4.19s(CLEARS THROAT) Welcome, seniors and sexually-precocious underclassmen.
3sI'd like to say goodbye to those who are going off to college,
4.24sor to fight in Gulf War V, Operation Find Our President's Head.
3.02sALL: USA! Find the head!
2.89sUSA! Find the head!
2.77sAnd now, here's Assistant Principal Kearney.
2.44sOkay, I want a nice, clean prom.
6.07sThat means no booze, kick, puff, doze, maxx, stim, or turb.
2.23sRemember, stim kills.
4.09sIt's what turned Superintendent Chalmers into a vegetable.