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2.64sI can't let that happen. I gotta go.
2.22sListen, Bart, if you leave me now,
2.7sI can guarantee one thing about your future.
1.28sI won't be in it.
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3.1sNot going to Yale isn't the end of the world.
1.93sYeah, I'm starting to see that.
2.67sNo, I mean, you're screwed.
2.64sYour only hope is to clutch at straws!
2.64sStraws who've always loved you.
1.05sReally?
1.12sReally.
1.92sCan I kiss you?
2.69sUm, have you eaten onions lately?
3.64sNo. And it's really hard 'cause I'm on an all-onion diet.
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4.57sUh... Well, okay. I guess this is my destiny.
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2.89s(SCREAMS) What are you doing?
1.77sKeeping Lisa from destroying her life.
2.35sCome on, let her destroy it.
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1.7s(GRUNTS) Oh!