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1.42sListen, girls,
3.07sI'm going out for a pack of cigarettes.
3.17sIsn't that what your father said the day he left you?
3.99sYeah. I never understood why he did it, till now.
2.32sI'm coming, Papa!
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1.27sHa-ha!
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5.37s(SOBBING) Lisa had no right to break up with me.
4.34sI'm not the first guy to get a nosebleed during a slow dance.
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1.58sI better go talk to him.
2.72sWell, don't take too long.
2.47sI think this might be our special night.
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2.03sWhy did Lisa dump me?
2.37sIs it because of my small calves?
2.34sThey're the hardest place to add mass!