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1.99sI don't know. Some kind of pasta.
2.89sLook, just get me what you're having, all right?
1.28sEw! Not that.
3.8s(GROANS) What soups do they have...
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3.35sOh, blessed urchin. How can I reward you?
0.93sUh...
1.6sWith the diamond?
0.27sNo, sorry.
2.37sMy diamonds are going to be retro-morphed into coal,
1.8sthe most valuable substance on Earth.
1.72sI know.
2.28sI'll send you to Yale with the Monty Burns Scholarship.
1.3sI can't take your scholarship.
2.64sIt's going to my sister. It would break her heart.
2.2sDon't be so quick to say no.
1.55sThe ladies love an Ivy Leaguer.
1.25sThey do?
1.13sOh, yeah.
2.6sOnce I home-invaded this Princeton dude,
2sand he was, like, totally married.
6.11s(GROANS) Well, I guess an intensive four-year bachelor of arts program is the easiest way to get Jenda back.
1.03sHello, Smithers.
3.04sNice of you to drop by after my life was saved.
1.62sSir, you knew I was on a date.
4.14sMr. Smithers? I thought you were, you know...