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3.84sIt was all my fault! He died because of me!
3.8sNo, no, no, no, no, no.
2.34sI'm lying to make her feel better.
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2.94sHusband, can't you go anywhere without lightin' somethin' up?
3.94sIt's an old jamaican accounting tradition. We burn his time card.
4.07sThat way, his zombie doesn't come back looking for his final paycheck.
5.3sHe looks so natural. It's funny to think he's crammed full of sawdust and preservatives.
2.6sI only wish I could've removed the stinger.
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2.62sI barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman,
3.4sI have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him.
3.7sSoothe us with sweet lies.
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