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3.17sUh, get-- getting back to the matter,
2.47suh, if it please the court--
2.42sFry, there's nothing else here.
2.24sYou only wrote two pages of dialogue!
3.14sWell, it took an hour to write I thought it would take an hour to read.
1.47s
1.67sWhat are we supposed to do now?
1.05sI don't know. I don't know.
1.18sjust say anything--
2.07sas long as it's compelling and mesmerizing--
1.03sa tour de force.
2.09sUh...
2.25swhat say you, single female lawyer?
2.04sI say...
3.64sI'm giving up the law and I'm giving up being single.
3.24sYour Honor, will you marry me?
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1.67s
2.74sOh, no! Go to commercial.
5.66sWe'll be back after this word from Crazy Bender's Discount Stereo.
1.25sMarried?
1.52sJennie can't get married!
1.68sWhy not?
1.37sIt's clever, it's unexpected.
1.73sBut that's not why people watch TV!
4.32sClever things make people feel stupid and unexpected things make them feel scared.
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