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5.66sWe'll be back after this word from Crazy Bender's Discount Stereo.
1.25sMarried?
1.52sJennie can't get married!
1.68sWhy not?
1.37sIt's clever, it's unexpected.
1.73sBut that's not why people watch TV!
4.32sClever things make people feel stupid and unexpected things make them feel scared.
1.57s
1.27sAttention, McNeal--
3.07sYour unexpected marriage plan scares us.
6.41sYou stole our hearts as a single female lawyer and so shall you remain... or else!
3.24sYou see? TV audiences don't want anything original.
3.19sThey want to see the same thing they've seen 1,000 times before.
1.62sWhat you talkin' 'bout, Fry?
0.95sTrust me on this.
7.87sWhile other people were out living their lives I wasted mine watching TV, because deep down I knew it might one day help me save the world.
3.8sPlus, I would've lost my workmen's comp if I had gone outside.
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