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4.94sLabor Day? That phony-baloney holiday crammed down our throats by fat-cat union gangsters?
0.41sThat's the one.
1.96sHot damn. A day off.
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2.62sWho's up for one last summer beach trip?
0.88sOh, yeah.
0.97sReady, Freddy.
1.99sEh. I think I'll just stay here.
3.12sFry, you're wasting your life sitting in front of that TV.
2.5sYou need to get out and see the real world.
1.03sBut this is HDTV.
3.14sIt's got better resolution than the real world.
4.79sEveryone's too polite to say anything but you're covered with bedsores.
0.55sNot covered.
1.96sjust get in the car.
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1.67sAh, here we are.
1.08sMonument Beach.
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3.47sWait. Mount Rushmore and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
1.6sI didn't know they were both in New York.
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