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5.24sThey're going to destroy the entire Earth if they don't see some stupid TV show about some bimbo lawyer?
3.94sIt's crazy. How could they even know about a show from 1,000 years ago?
7.17sWell, Omicron Persei Eight is about 1,000 light-years away so the electromagnetic waves would just recently have gotten there.
1.43sYou see--
1.2sMagic. Got it.
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1.3sCheck this out.
5.27sBack in 1999, the season finale of Single Female Lawyer was interrupted by technical problems.
3.27sApparently some zidiot spilled coke on a transmitter.
1.95sBeer. I would think.
1.88sThey must just want to see that episode.
1.97sLet's find a tape and give it to them.
2.14sThere aren't any copies left.