2.03sWe're all going to die, aren't we?
1.43sOh, I should think so.
8.07sAlthough, last time aliens invaded all they did was force the most intelligent of us to pair off and mate continuously.
1.2sOh, yes.
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4.24sOnce again, today's winning lotto number was four.
4.3sIn other news, alien saucers continued to rain destruction upon Earth.