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3.27sOkay, Abe. Here are your fake Canadian health cards.
1.64sTake them to any pharmacy,
4.14sand you'll get enough drugs to make Regina look like Saskatoon.
2.8s(LAUGHING) That's a good one, Johnny.
2.3sThanks a million, Johnny. In appreciation,
2.45sI'd like to give you this DVD player.
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3.67sWhat the heck? Where do you pour the syrup?
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7.46sI'd like some Vioxx, Coumadin, Albuterol, Prevacid and an auto-inflate blood pressure monitor C-cuff with case.
1.75sAnything you like, fellow Canadian.
2.6sCanadian? Them's fightin' words!
1.97sI mean, accurate words.
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3.95sOne pill makes you larger
4.22sAnd one pill makes you small