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1.25sUh-huh.
1.97sAs long as I only work five hours a day,
4.69sno heavy lifting, no light clerical, none of that Secret Santa crap, tasteful nudity...
2.08sUh, well, let me see what I've got.
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3.7s(BEEPING) VIDEO GAME VOICE: You have defeated the doombot and sealed the portal.
1.8sPhobos is safe.
3.2sPhobos? That's a good job for me.
2.54sFollowing the lead of Springfield Nuclear Power,
2.2sother local companies are canceling their prescription drug plans,
1.83seven here at Channel 6.
3.52sNow, kids, I want you to go to your parents' medicine cabinet,
6.49sand find all the pills labeled lithium dibromide and send them to me now!
2.37s- No one likes a bipolar clown!
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6.99s(LAUGHING) (CRYING) To cope with the crisis, many consumers are turning to alternative forms of treatment.