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2.17sMR. BURNS: Next stop, Pirate Island!
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2.17sWell, that was a pretty good party.
5.27sDo you think Carol from Payroll and Mike from Shipping are going to hook up?
1.87s(GASPING) He's married. Change course!
1.67sCarol must be warned!
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3.07sNow that Mr. Burns has eliminated the drug plan,
2.64swe're gonna have to cut back on our diseases.
2.24sI'll get a second job, one that pays well.
2.37sYou think those guys on Friends need another friend?
1.35sThat show's gone off the air.
3.27sDamn it. I would've been perfect as Rachel's Irish cousin.
2.2sSo you're all doin' each other, are ya?
3sBut who's gonna put out for old Seamus?
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2.13sI need a new job that provides full health benefits.
1.25sUh-huh.
1.97sAs long as I only work five hours a day,
4.69sno heavy lifting, no light clerical, none of that Secret Santa crap, tasteful nudity...