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3.27sI want a new drug One that won't make me sick
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1.82sOne that won't make me crash my car
1.9sOr make me feel 3 feet thick
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3.6sI want a new drug One that won't hurt my head
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5.02s(MAN COUGHING) All right. Here's your medication.
3.34sWait a minute. This ain't no pill. It's a corn nut!
1.33sI got a bottle cap.
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2.03sMine flew away.
2.59sLet me explain from behind this cage.
2.85sNow, your pills have become very expensive,
2.07sand no one gives a rat's ass about you.
2.23sSo after a lot of thought,
2.23swe decided to let you go cold turkey.
1.72sFor those of you who survive the night,
1.7swe'll be having waffles tomorrow.
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0.93sOoh.
1.3sWaffles.
5.22sI didn't die in World War II just to be pushed around by some pill-hoarding hussy!