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1.13sAll right, you're under arrest.
1.33sOn what charge?
2.28sMaking a police chief go...
6.67s(GASPS) (GRUNTING) Get in the car. And don't touch those guns. I just loaded them.
2.07sYou'll have to arrest me, too!
4.49sAbe Simpson brought the Propecia to keep grass on Willie's field!
2.59sHe cured my lumbago. Thank you.
1.33sMy diaper rash.
2.75sMy glayvinoids are not so hurtful.
2.69sThanks to his lactose intolerance pills,
3.4sI can drink this Krusty brand milkshake.
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1.92sTerrible!
2.34sWell, Simpson, you have helped a lot of people.
3.2sSo like it says in the Springfield Police Handbook,
1.75s"If you can't beat 'em, join 'em."
4.22s(CHEERS) Uh, Chief, you know, I've been checking the handbook.
2.2sA lot of the things you say aren't in there at all.
1.4sYeah, well, look a little closer, Lou.
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2.03s(HEAVY BREATHING)