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2.28sNah, nah, nah. This is personal.
1.4s
2.67sit all goes back to my acting days.
1.88si was auditioning for the role of Dr. Tad Winslow...
2.57son the hit soap It Never Ends.
4.22s- Angela, I'm afraid I--
- Thank you. Next.
2.8sWhat were you thinking? Well, you said you wanted "gritty."
1.94sIn other words, ugly.
1.97sI wanted Mary Ann on Gilligan's island ugly,
2.54snot Cornelius on the Planet of the Apes ugly.
4.29sTV ugly, not ugly-ugly.
2.84s
3.55sI've been called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly,
2sbut never ugly-ugly.
3.3sWell, it's time to get some closure.
2.99sExtreme closure.
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3.49sBut I've been Dr. Tad Winslow for 25 years.
2.47sIt's time I got a raise!
1.69sOh, shut up, you windy old hack.
2.2sAnd another thing, you have to stop calling me that.
2.25sRemember me? Twenty-five years ago,