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3.9sHey, Moe, if you're tired of being an eyesore, why not get some plastic surgery?
2.23sPlastic surgery, huh?
4sMaybe they could dynamite Mount Crapmore here and carve me a new kisser.
3.12sI don't know. Plastic surgery might make you look good on the outside,
3sbut you still might feel bad on the inside.
1.78sBut I'd look good on the outside, right?
0.65sYeah, but you'd feel bad inside.
2.5sPlastic surgery it is!
2.5sCarl Carlson, you just saved my life.
2.07sHey! Get outta there.
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3.67sLook at her.
3.15sMust be great to be a baby and be so easily amused.
4.29sI wish I could be entertained by two cents worth of rubber shaped like some colorful animal,
3.92sdancing and twirling, dancing and twirling.
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3.14s- Hey, give me that! - It's mine!
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2.17sThe door!
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