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2.45sOh, boy. Pigtown, U.S.A.
2.05sCome on. Look at me. I'm a gargoyle,
2.67swhat, with the cauliflower ear there and the lizard lips--
2.25s- Little rat eyes.
- Caveman brow.
4.14sDon't forget that fish snout. Okay, I get it. I ain't pleasant to look at.
0.67sOr listen to.
0.92sOr be with.
1.85sCome on, Moe. Don't feel bad.
2.33sThere's too much emphasis on looks these days.
3.34sThat's why they won't let Bill Maher on TV before midnight.
3.9sHey, Moe, if you're tired of being an eyesore, why not get some plastic surgery?
2.23sPlastic surgery, huh?
4sMaybe they could dynamite Mount Crapmore here and carve me a new kisser.
3.12sI don't know. Plastic surgery might make you look good on the outside,
3sbut you still might feel bad on the inside.
1.78sBut I'd look good on the outside, right?
0.65sYeah, but you'd feel bad inside.
2.5sPlastic surgery it is!
2.5sCarl Carlson, you just saved my life.
2.07sHey! Get outta there.
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3.67sLook at her.
3.15sMust be great to be a baby and be so easily amused.
4.29sI wish I could be entertained by two cents worth of rubber shaped like some colorful animal,