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3.69sHey-- They put a sticker over my face.
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2.05sHey. "Viva la"--
1.93s"Kiss Me"-- What? Hey!
3.72sAh, for the love of jeff.
3.69sAh! Oh. Am I really that ugly?
0.53sMoe, it's all relative. Is Lenny really that dumb?
2.04sHuh?
2.02sis Barney that drunk?
2.32sis Homer that lazy, bald and fat?
2.75sOh, my God! It's worse than I thought!
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3sSee, this is why I don't talk much.
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3.04sI can't believe they put those stickers over my face.
2.58sI must be the ugliest man alive.
2.5sOh, Moe, there's lots of people uglier than you.
1.93sLike, you ever been to White Castle?
2.45sOh, boy. Pigtown, U.S.A.
2.05sCome on. Look at me. I'm a gargoyle,
2.67swhat, with the cauliflower ear there and the lizard lips--