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2.55sOh, boy! Move over liquor license.
2.87sHey, Moe, this license expired in 1973,
3.39sand it's only good in Rhode Island, and it's signed by you.
2.44sYeah, yeah, I've been meaning to get that updated...
1.93sfor this state and real.
3.19sNow, let's see the poster boy for the new Moe-llenium!
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3.69sHey-- They put a sticker over my face.
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2.05sHey. "Viva la"--
1.93s"Kiss Me"-- What? Hey!
3.72sAh, for the love of jeff.
3.69sAh! Oh. Am I really that ugly?
0.53sMoe, it's all relative. Is Lenny really that dumb?
2.04sHuh?
2.02sis Barney that drunk?
2.32sis Homer that lazy, bald and fat?
2.75sOh, my God! It's worse than I thought!
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3sSee, this is why I don't talk much.
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3.04sI can't believe they put those stickers over my face.