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2.8sWhat were you thinking? Well, you said you wanted "gritty."
1.94sIn other words, ugly.
1.97sI wanted Mary Ann on Gilligan's island ugly,
2.54snot Cornelius on the Planet of the Apes ugly.
4.29sTV ugly, not ugly-ugly.
2.84s
3.55sI've been called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly,
2sbut never ugly-ugly.
3.3sWell, it's time to get some closure.
2.99sExtreme closure.
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3.49sBut I've been Dr. Tad Winslow for 25 years.
2.47sIt's time I got a raise!
1.69sOh, shut up, you windy old hack.
2.2sAnd another thing, you have to stop calling me that.
2.25sRemember me? Twenty-five years ago,
3.34syou said I was too ugly to play Dr. Tad Winslow.
2.94sI did? Well, that's why pencils have erasers, hon.
3.74sYou're our new Dr. Tad Winslow. Really? You mean it?
2.72sBut there can't be two Dr. Tad Winslows!