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3sSee, this is why I don't talk much.
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3.04sI can't believe they put those stickers over my face.
2.58sI must be the ugliest man alive.
2.5sOh, Moe, there's lots of people uglier than you.
1.93sLike, you ever been to White Castle?
2.45sOh, boy. Pigtown, U.S.A.
2.05sCome on. Look at me. I'm a gargoyle,
2.67swhat, with the cauliflower ear there and the lizard lips--
2.25s- Little rat eyes. - Caveman brow.
4.14sDon't forget that fish snout. Okay, I get it. I ain't pleasant to look at.
0.67sOr listen to.
0.92sOr be with.
1.85sCome on, Moe. Don't feel bad.
2.33sThere's too much emphasis on looks these days.
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