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1sThat's right.
1.87sWell, I'll be a son of a gun.
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1.13s(SNORING)
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1.23sHey. Good morning.
2.1sOh, good morning, Brian.
3.27sThat's a lovely fragrance you're wearing. What is it?
2.9sOh, this? This is Hartz Mountain Flea Dip.
3sKills ticks, fleas and mosquitoes. It's very potent.
7.91sAlmost as potent as the inspiration you give me to plumb the deepest fathoms of my soul for a literary bounty of truth and loveliness.
1.63s(FARTS LOUDLY)
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4.24sThat's so much better. Morning, Lois.
3.37sI'm sorry about last night. I promise I'll make it up to you.
2.2sWell, if you really mean that,
2.3sI was hoping we could go paddle-boating today.
2.97sGreat, but can we do it after 5:00? There's a ball game on.
2.3sWell, then maybe Brian and I can hang out.
1.03sDo you mind, Brian?
1.5sNo, not at all.
1.97sGood, now can you move, please? You're blocking the screen.
2.4sANNOUNCER ON TV: We now return to Damn, Nature, You Scary on BET.