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2.5sNobody will buy it. There are no sharks out here.
2.04sLots of people swimming up there.
6.27sI could pig out if I wanted to, but I'm watching my weight 'cause I don't wanna spend the Fourth of July alone again.
4.07sPlus, I ate a dog yesterday, and now I got a bone stuck in my anus.
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5.67sAll right, children, your mammy and pappy asked me to look after you for the next couple days,
2.74sso I want to lay down a few ground rules.
2.44sNo cussing, clean your plates,
3.74sand only a half hour of radio and then it's off to bed.
1.53sWell, that sucks.
3.67sAnd don't you mouth off to me, or I'm gonna slap you right in your penis.
1.23sNo offense, Mr. Herbert,
2.44sbut I'm a 17-year-old girl, and I don't need you here.
1.9sWell, no offense to you, Meg,
3.6sbut you're a 17-year-old girl, and I don't need you here.
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