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2.2snot the socially-responsible dead ones.
1.97sYou know, this resort offers some wonderful amenities.
3.1sThey have bird-watching, wine tasting, horseback riding.
3.24sYeah, they also have stork startling.
2.53sSquawkety, squawkety, squawkety, squawkety, squawkety, squawkety!
4.4s(LAUGHING) Your bird intelligence is no match for my people intelligence.
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3.77s(SIGHS) This is so wonderfully peaceful.
2.23sYeah, really is another world out here.
2.13sAnd just so quiet.
1.57s(HUMMING JAWS MAIN TITLE)
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1.77sI'm half shark and half Peter
2.47sDon't come near me, I will eat you
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2.24sPeter, will you knock that off? It's getting annoying.
2.64sAll right, fine. I'm gonna go scare some people.
2.5sNobody will buy it. There are no sharks out here.
2.04sLots of people swimming up there.
6.27sI could pig out if I wanted to, but I'm watching my weight 'cause I don't wanna spend the Fourth of July alone again.
4.07sPlus, I ate a dog yesterday, and now I got a bone stuck in my anus.
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