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2.87sI pretty much just threw myself at Lois.
2.53sSo, you finally did it, huh?
1.9sWell, look, Brian, as your friend,
2.8sI should tell you that that vagina is ground zero, man.
2.74sI mean, I just... I wrecked that thing on the way out.
3.94sAnd just to be a jerk, I carved "Brooks was here" in the wall.
3.2sDid... Did you see that? Did you see "Brooks was here"?
1.67sWe didn't have sex.
3.07s'Course, what with Chris going before me, I pretty much just walked out of there.
1.67sDidn't even have to stoop over.
2.74sThere was even room to twirl a cane as I strolled.
1.97sYou're exaggerating. Only a little bit,
1.53sthat's the messed-up thing.
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2.14sMorning, Lois. Peter, there you are.
2.17sWere you down at that hotel bar all night again?
2.33sI was, Lois. And you know who's staying at this hotel?
1.6sNathan Lane!
2.74sWe got wasted at the bar, and he ended up asking me to marry him,
3.17sso I convinced this minister to do the job, but the joke's on Nathan Lane,
1.87s'cause gay people can't get married!
3.24s- They can in this state, Peter.
- Oh.