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1.67sWe didn't have sex.
3.07s'Course, what with Chris going before me, I pretty much just walked out of there.
1.67sDidn't even have to stoop over.
2.74sThere was even room to twirl a cane as I strolled.
1.97sYou're exaggerating. Only a little bit,
1.53sthat's the messed-up thing.
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2.14sMorning, Lois. Peter, there you are.
2.17sWere you down at that hotel bar all night again?
2.33sI was, Lois. And you know who's staying at this hotel?
1.6sNathan Lane!
2.74sWe got wasted at the bar, and he ended up asking me to marry him,
3.17sso I convinced this minister to do the job, but the joke's on Nathan Lane,
1.87s'cause gay people can't get married!
3.24s- They can in this state, Peter.
- Oh.
2.34sWell, in that case, we're registered at Filene's.
3.27sGod, you've spent half this entire trip intoxicated!
2.14sI'm intoxicated all right, Lois,
2.67sby the beauty and magic of Martha's Vineyard,
7.01sNantucket, Cape Cod and all the great destinations that make Massachusetts the wondrous place it is.
3.84sThe spirit of Massachusetts Is the spirit of America
3.87sThe spirit of what's old and what's new