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3.64sBrian, this is wonderful. I feel like one of the Kennedys.
1.8sYou know, the over-privileged drunk ones,
2.2snot the socially-responsible dead ones.
1.97sYou know, this resort offers some wonderful amenities.
3.1sThey have bird-watching, wine tasting, horseback riding.
3.24sYeah, they also have stork startling.
2.53sSquawkety, squawkety, squawkety, squawkety, squawkety, squawkety!
4.4s(LAUGHING) Your bird intelligence is no match for my people intelligence.
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3.77s(SIGHS) This is so wonderfully peaceful.
2.23sYeah, really is another world out here.
2.13sAnd just so quiet.
1.57s(HUMMING JAWS MAIN TITLE)
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1.77sI'm half shark and half Peter
2.47sDon't come near me, I will eat you
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2.24sPeter, will you knock that off? It's getting annoying.
2.64sAll right, fine. I'm gonna go scare some people.
2.5sNobody will buy it. There are no sharks out here.