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4.07sPlus, I ate a dog yesterday, and now I got a bone stuck in my anus.
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5.67sAll right, children, your mammy and pappy asked me to look after you for the next couple days,
2.74sso I want to lay down a few ground rules.
2.44sNo cussing, clean your plates,
3.74sand only a half hour of radio and then it's off to bed.
1.53sWell, that sucks.
3.67sAnd don't you mouth off to me, or I'm gonna slap you right in your penis.
1.23sNo offense, Mr. Herbert,
2.44sbut I'm a 17-year-old girl, and I don't need you here.
1.9sWell, no offense to you, Meg,
3.6sbut you're a 17-year-old girl, and I don't need you here.
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1.9sWhat do you think's keeping Peter?
2.47sI hope he gets here before they give you your award.
2.07sWell, you're here, Lois. That's enough for me.