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4.07sSo, what happened, sport? Come on, talk to your pal, Stewie.
3.4sAll right, but only because I've got to tell somebody.
2.87sI pretty much just threw myself at Lois.
2.53sSo, you finally did it, huh?
1.9sWell, look, Brian, as your friend,
2.8sI should tell you that that vagina is ground zero, man.
2.74sI mean, I just... I wrecked that thing on the way out.
3.94sAnd just to be a jerk, I carved "Brooks was here" in the wall.
3.2sDid... Did you see that? Did you see "Brooks was here"?
1.67sWe didn't have sex.
3.07s'Course, what with Chris going before me, I pretty much just walked out of there.
1.67sDidn't even have to stoop over.
2.74sThere was even room to twirl a cane as I strolled.
1.97sYou're exaggerating. Only a little bit,
1.53sthat's the messed-up thing.