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3.07sLucky there's a family guy
3.17sLucky there's a man who positively can do
1.87sAll the things that make us
1.83sLaugh and cry
4.54sHe's a family guy
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1.64sLois, look at this.
3.24sMy essay won first prize in the New England Rising Writers Contest.
2.47sI'm gonna be honored at the big ceremony on Martha's Vineyard.
2.33sOoh! New England Rising Writers.
2.9sI'm sure it'll be a veritable "who's that" of the literary world.
1.67sWell, laugh all you want,
1.33sbut they're gonna put me up at a luxury hotel, all expenses paid.
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1sWow, congratulations, Brian.
1.33sMeg, please, I'm talking.
1.87sOver a thousand people entered the contest,
1.23sand they chose mine.
1.67sWell, that's wonderful, Brian.
1.7sYeah, that's a great achievement.
3.6sJust like the first chemotherapy patient to figure out the handkerchief look.
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1.6sHoney, get in here!
2.3sWhat is it? Just... Just get in here!