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3.99sYeah, she sure is pretty. You ought to marry her and father some children right away.
2.85sYeah, folks say that. But did you ever get the feeling...
3.19syou're only goin' with girls 'cause you're supposed to?
1.75sWhat?
2.77sDon't ever, ever say or think that again!
2sPlease, just concentrate on staying alive.
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2.09sFire! Look out!
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2.4sYou almost got neutered.
2.37sWell, 'taint as bad as gettin' killed.
3.59sFor me it is! I'm getting you out of here.
3.55sOw!
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3.72sOkay, we're in the middle of nowhere, which is the safest part of nowhere.
2.82sjust stay put and enjoy this calendar.
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