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3.17sLucky there's a family guy
3.44sLucky there's a man who'll positively tell you
1.63sall the things that make us
1.5slaugh 'n' cry
5.02sHe's a family guy
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6.86sSplendid. That hausfrau's cheap rayon blouses will make a serviceable parachute should I need to abandon my jet in mid-flight.
1.43sOnce it's built, of course.
3.3sRupert, did you call that engineer at Lockheed yet?
2.65sNo, of course you didn't, you worthless little...
2.23sThere! See what you made me do?
2.17sDo you think I enjoy hitting you?
2.89sActually, I do. I enjoy it so much I'm going to do it again!
4.32sOh, Stewie! My clothes are not for you to play with, understand?
1.63sThanks for telling me, Brian.
2.63sI don't know what we'd do without you.
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