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2.1sShowtime!
1.97sWelcome to the quahog Dog Show.
2.72sToday's competition will be almost as hot as the weather,
1.77swhich is once again in the triple digits.
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3.17sPeter, I'm not really comfortable with all this.
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1.13sDo I know you?
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1.4sI don't think I can do this.
1.07sYou can't back out now.
1.07sHow about a pill?
2.03sSomething to relax you before you go on?
2.25sPeter, are you offering Brian drugs?
3.77sNot drugs, Lois. Just a little blue thing celebrities take to help them perform.
2.27sWell, those celebrities are wrong!
2.2sLois, if Liza is wrong,
2.02sthen I don't want to know what right iS.
1.88s2 minutes to curtain, Miss Minnelli!
2.94sOh, Come on, baby! Mama's gotta sparkle!
2.28sIt's time to make life a cabaret!
1.2sLady, for God's sake,
2.8sI'm just a hard-shelled chocolate candy! Get help!