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2.15sD'oh!
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4.02sOw! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Hmm!
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4.25sHere's the mail, Dad. That'll be three dollars for on-couch delivery.
2.39sAnd three makes three.
3.05sThis isn't real money. It's printed by the Montana Militia.
1.65sIt'll be real soon enough.
2.84sOoh. My first issue of Self-Test Monthly.
2.4sFinally I get to find out what makes me tick.
3.17sI'm betting it's hunger and rage. Yeah, but at what ratio?
3.14s"Are you a good driver?" Yes.
2.72s"Are you a good lover?"
1.93sYes. Oh, I'm doing great!
1.87sDad, those are just the names of the quizzes.
2.35sYou're supposed to open the magazine.
0.45sMy way is easier.
3.77sWhy don't you be the quizmaster and ask other people the questions.
3.65sOoh, quizmaster, yes. That would entertain me briefly.
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