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2.07sseeing that my wife just passed away.
0.68sNo way! When?
2.2sSix months ago.
2.78sYou were at the funeral. You fell into the grave.
3.84sOh, yeah. I saw a gopher. What a day.
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1.77sOkay, last question.
2.57s"Who is your favorite Backstreet Boy?"
2.27sOh, the little rat-faced one.
3.45sNo, no, no. Nick. He's so good to his mother.
2.34sAccording to this, you're both idiots.
2.09sHey, thanks. What do we owe you?
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2.55sOkay. "There's a black widow at your door,
2.9s"a rattlesnake at the window and a scorpion on the phone.
3.32s"Do you, 'A'-- none of the below, 'B'--"
3sHomie, for God sakes, it's 2:00 a.m.
3.39sFine. I'll take the next quiz.
2.2s"How long will you live?
3.1sIn an average week, how many braised ribs do you eat?"
2.32sMarge, do you think that counts honey-braised?
4.2sI don't know! I'm trying to sleep!