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2.34sAccording to this, you're both idiots.
2.09sHey, thanks. What do we owe you?
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2.55sOkay. "There's a black widow at your door,
2.9s"a rattlesnake at the window and a scorpion on the phone.
3.32s"Do you, 'A'-- none of the below, 'B'--"
3sHomie, for God sakes, it's 2:00 a.m.
3.39sFine. I'll take the next quiz.
2.2s"How long will you live?
3.1sIn an average week, how many braised ribs do you eat?"
2.32sMarge, do you think that counts honey-braised?
4.2sI don't know! I'm trying to sleep!
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5.39sOkay, "nonsmoker-- add eight years." Hmm.