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2.09sHey, thanks. What do we owe you?
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2.55sOkay. "There's a black widow at your door,
2.9s"a rattlesnake at the window and a scorpion on the phone.
3.32s"Do you, 'A'-- none of the below, 'B'--"
3sHomie, for God sakes, it's 2:00 a.m.
3.39sFine. I'll take the next quiz.
2.2s"How long will you live?
3.1sIn an average week, how many braised ribs do you eat?"
2.32sMarge, do you think that counts honey-braised?
4.2sI don't know! I'm trying to sleep!
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5.39sOkay, "nonsmoker-- add eight years." Hmm.
3.9sSo according to this, I'll live to be-- 42?
2.62sOh, that's horrible!
3.45sI won't even live to see my children die.
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2.17sNow what's wrong?
3.02sI've only got three more years to live.