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4.89sYes. I love Lisa Simpson, and when I grow up, I'm going to marry her!
2.32sNO-O-O-o!
3.64sNow, you listen to me! I don't like you! I never liked you!
4.15sAnd the only reason I gave you that stupid valentine is 'cause nobody else would!
4.47sWatch this, Lise. You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half.
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3.94sAnd... now.
2.37sOhh.
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1.72sAt least you guys are my friends.
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2.34sSon, I know just how you feel--
2.32sYou got a great little girl, and the world's your oyster.
2.52sNo, Dad. She made a fool out of me.
3.82sHey, come to think of it, she did.
4.74sWell, she didn't reckon with the awesome power of the chief of police.