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4.05sSure, it is, honey. You do mean stealing, don't you?
4.17sWell, actually, it's not as bad as stealing, but my conscience is bothering me.
5.94sYour conscience? Lisa, don't let that pushy little weenie tell you what to do.
2.32sHomer, that's a terrible thing to say.
2.87s- Oh, shut up. - Yes, sir.
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3.62sI am so glad you Cho-Cho-chose to come.
2.84sI think you should give that a rest, Ralph.
4.24sChief Wiggum, how'd you ever get these tickets? Krusty knows how to play ball.
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3.1sAhh. Nothin' beats a good porno movie.
0.42sChief Wiggum, is this a bust?
3.25sUh, yeah,
2.47sthat's just what it is-- a bust.
0.43sThat story isn't suitable for children.
2.35sReally?
2.57sI keep my pants on in this version.
0.65sEww.
1.8sIt's the Krusty the Clown...
2.17s29th Anniversary Show!
2.14sHey!
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