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2.34sDad, how do you get a girl to like you?
5.56sSon, whether you want to win a girl or crack a nut, the key is persistence.
3.1sKeep at it and never lose your cool.
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3.05sAw, come on, ya stupid--
2.6sLet that be a lesson to the rest of you... nuts.
3.75sOkay, Dad. I'll be persistent. Is that how you got Mom?
5.67sWell, son, never underestimate the appeal of a man in uniform.
2.64sOhh, yeah.
4.97sAhh. Mmm. Oh, yeah.
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4.2sHey, boys and girls. Only four days till my anniversary show.
3.87sTwenty-nine years. And when I came on, they said I wouldn't last a week.
3.62sAnd you know where those reviewers are? All dead.
3.19sHow you doin' down there, fellas? Huh? Huh?
2.05sAnyway, here's a clip.
0.47sNow,