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4.07sAh, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?
2.67sWhat do you say to a boy to let him know you're not interested?
2.75sWell, honey-- Let me handle this, Marge.
4.54sI've heard 'em all. "I like you as a friend." "I think we should see other people."
1.88s"I no speak English."
0.33sI get the idea.
2.84s"I'm married to the sea." "I don't wanna kill you, but I will."
4.25sHoney! Honey, I'd tell this boy that you're very flattered,
2.5sbut you're just not ready for this kind of thing.
5.79sThanks, Mom. And if that doesn't work, six simple words: "I'm not gay, but I'll learn."
4.75sRalph, I think you're nice, but I'm just not ready for this kind of thing.
2.03s- Do you understand?
- I guess so.
2.85sGood.
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2.34sDad, how do you get a girl to like you?
5.56sSon, whether you want to win a girl or crack a nut, the key is persistence.